The most useless invention yet ever.
Friday. 2.22.08 3:46 pm
Put out by Pipedream Products , the oral sex light is yet another toy used to enhance the sexual experience. Looking similar to the microphone Madonna uses during live concerts, the oral sex light attaches easily behind the ear. The photo even suggests that it can be fun for men and women.
This invention, however, can have multiple uses, some of which may be even better than its intended use. For instance, if your partner isn't doing the job down there, you can ask him to toss the light up to you so you can read a book. Or, if you can't find your clothes, have him shine the light on the floor to quickly locate them. Lost a contact lense? Use the light.
Be creative and try to come up with some of your own uses for the oral sex light. Who knows, maybe it will be the best sex you ever had. Either that, or you'll find items around your house that you thought were gone forever.
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Comments: WTFACKK!
absurdly stupid invention. oh i wonder who's the boss who gives the green light to this invention ...
» renaye on 2008-02-22 11:29:21
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